Joey Sports Fan: Yo, Chuck, what do you think about Shogun’s injury?
Chuck Liddell: It’s sucks man…Really sucks.
Joey Sports Fan: Yeah.
Chuck Liddell: Ya.
Joey Sports Fan: You know what? You should go to this cool-ass site called JarryPark.com and talk about having no opponent for UFC 85 and who you want to fight next.
Chuck Liddell: What’s JarryPark.com?
Joey Sports Fan: Well, it’s this…
Chuck Liddell: Just kidding. I know what it is. Duh. I go there everyday to hear all their great interviews. Great idea! I’ll call that Canadian dude who runs the site and we’ll talk a little Shogun, my future and other MMA news like the CBS/Elite XC deal.
Joey Sports Fan: Awesome! You should also talk about all your exploits outside the Octagon – if you know what I mean. I hear you’re the next Wilt Chamberlain.
Chuck Liddell: Ha. Not quite but another great idea! I’ll talk about the time I had sex four hours before a fight and the time I did an interview while actually doing it!
Joey Sports Fan: Really? That’s amazing!
Chuck Liddell: Yup, but for all the juicy info you’ll have to check out the interview…gotta run.
Chuck Liddell – 03/04/08
(P.S. That convo never happened but I sort of dreamed it would all go down like that at some point. I called him – he certainly didn’t call me – but, still, a really fun interview.)