Obviously, “the Pitbull” has kept his lips sealed so I decided to bypass him and go straight for the person closest to the former Heavyweight champ – girlfriend Patrycja Mikula (photo courtesy of her tremendous MySpace page).

If you are fan of Playboy Magazine you might be familiar with Patrycja’s work. She’s the girl who tends to not be wearing much.

More importantly, she is also a full-time resident of Jarry Park and was kind enough to talk about her beau’s future and even play a special game “True or False.”

Some of the questions she answered in the game were:

* Was this Arlovski’s last fight in the UFC?

* Does Arlovski abstain from any kind of sexual relation before a bout?

* What’s his groupie situation like?

That’s just a taste. Plenty more fun from Patrycja down below.

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Patrycja Mikula – 03/04/08

By the way, hope everyone enjoys the fruits of our improved audio system as well as the new JP.com intro.

You remember Arlovski, right? The guy who beat Fabricio Werdum at UFC 70 in what was supposed to be a match for the number one heavyweight contender. However, apparently Dana White thought Arlovoski didn’t do enough to earn that status so he went back on his word and he hasn’t been seen or heard from since (unless you count his appearance on The Jerry Springer Show). With the Heavyweight division so wide open since Randy Couture’s departure one would think that the former champ would resurface, but alas, no Pitbull.

On top of trying to find out where Arlovski has been hiding I also spoke to Patrycja about all things MMA. Listen to our interview and you’ll quickly find out that this Polish Princess really knows her stuff. She also firmly addresses Internet speculation that she is to blame for any Arlovksi’s shortcomings in the Octagon.

Enjoy the best-looking guest to come to The Park since…well, since ever.

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Patrycja Mikula – 12/06/07

Get used to seeing Patrycja around these parts as she will be our official prognosticator before every big UFC event. She’ll drop her predictions and knowledge on us and then we can all compare and have a good laugh after she continuously picks all the correct winners. Witaj, Patrycja! (I believe that means hello or greetings in Polish but I’m probably wrong.)